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March 15, 2009
Panera Bread March 11, 2009 - Panera Bread (541 Roosevelt Road Glen Ellyn 60137) Product - Diet Coke -10 Presentation - Clear Plastic Availability - Fountain Taste - Healthy Notes: Besides the annoyingly healthy environment and the soccer MILFS sitting at the tables with their cup of coffee, Panera Bread was uneventful. Their clear plastic cups that might have been able to hold the volume of a can (12FL OZ), but lets be honest; i wanted more. so instead of getting a bigger cup that would have cost the same as a small ugly child from India; I was forced to march across the laptop the room where everyone staring in awe that someone would dare get seconds. I guess the obesity scare lead people to believe that eating in a bread factory would lead to a more healthy life while they sip their homoerotic coffee lattes or what ever they call shit in a cup that is not diet these days. Grade: Due to my crabbiness and the falling asleep of my right hand I give Panera a 61.313/100. I chose this grade because my left hand can’t hit the 7 key easily and that frankly panera just blows something awful, I just was too late to eat at Einstein bagels (who knew that they closed at 5?) I gave Panera Bread the “That Sucks You Lost 10 Points Because My Hand Fell Asleep; But Honestly Your Diet Sucked” award.

Panera Bread

March 11, 2009 - Panera Bread (541 Roosevelt Road Glen Ellyn 60137)

Product - Diet Coke -10

Presentation - Clear Plastic

Availability - Fountain

Taste - Healthy

Notes: Besides the annoyingly healthy environment and the soccer MILFS sitting at the tables with their cup of coffee, Panera Bread was uneventful. Their clear plastic cups that might have been able to hold the volume of a can (12FL OZ), but lets be honest; i wanted more. so instead of getting a bigger cup that would have cost the same as a small ugly child from India; I was forced to march across the laptop the room where everyone staring in awe that someone would dare get seconds. I guess the obesity scare lead people to believe that eating in a bread factory would lead to a more healthy life while they sip their homoerotic coffee lattes or what ever they call shit in a cup that is not diet these days.

Grade: Due to my crabbiness and the falling asleep of my right hand I give Panera a 61.313/100. I chose this grade because my left hand can’t hit the 7 key easily and that frankly panera just blows something awful, I just was too late to eat at Einstein bagels (who knew that they closed at 5?) I gave Panera Bread the “That Sucks You Lost 10 Points Because My Hand Fell Asleep; But Honestly Your Diet Sucked” award.