7-Eleven
February 27, 2009 - 7-Eleven (865 E Geneva Road Carol Stream 20188) -Not origional location but one of billions
Product - BOTH
Presentation - Plastic
Availability - Fountain
Taste - Good
Notes: 7-Eleven Arabs seem to try and blow my mind when it comes to diet. They got something right in this life-time that they can bring to the after-life and that is giving me a choice. I love the fact that if I feel like having Coke, I don’t have to think about specific places and I can find one of billions of 7-Eleven’s within a block from each other, not to mention they don’t celebrate any holidays so it’s open all the time. It makes me think twice when I call brown people terrorist when they supply me with the elixir of life.
Grade: I gave 7-Eleven a 94.819/100. I did not give them a 100 because taste can be a bit better. Not to mention I don’t like the weird looks Apu gives me when I leave the store, for my international viewers, they like the name Apu just watch the Simpsons. Other than that 7-Eleven is on their way to taking over the world, because we all know they stole my heart. I give 7-Eleven the “Holy Fuck I Can’t Believe I Just Drank A Gallon For Under $2” award.
2 years ago