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February 25, 2009
Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches February 21, 2009 - Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches (519 S Illinois Ave Carbondale IL 62901) Product - Diet Coke -10 Presentation - Cardboard Availability - Fountain Taste -  Bad Notes: Again, a night after a disappointing Booby’s i thought a franchise such as Jimmy Johns wouldn’t disappoint me; I see now that i was wrong in thinking that. I’m not sure if it was the fact that I had passed out the night before and still had the taste of vomit in my mouth or if the Diet was really that bad, but it took about 3 hours for me to finish my drink, mostly due to sickness. None the less, looking back up at the criteria I observed that there was in fact a fountain in the Jimmy Johns, too bad I felt cramped when a 3rd person entered the shack and I realized there was no place to sit down; not to mention it smelled like shit and there were about 30 workers on a Saturday morning which seemed somewhat pointless. Grade: I gave Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches a 59.921/100. It sucked! I hope my more intelligent viewers don’t ask me, “Diet Pepsi Reviewer, could it have been that you were hung over slightly and everything tasted bad” and my response would be, “Couldn’t it have tasted amazing because I was hung over? and because it was not amazing, and in fact sucked cock that they fucked that up? Go fuck yourself it was not amazing nor was it close.” But ill leave that conversation for those who actually want to take the time and think that I don’t know what I’m talking about. I gave Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches the “Hungover and it WILL Still Taste Like Shit” award.

Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches

February 21, 2009 - Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches (519 S Illinois Ave Carbondale IL 62901)

Product - Diet Coke -10

Presentation - Cardboard

Availability - Fountain

Taste -  Bad

Notes: Again, a night after a disappointing Booby’s i thought a franchise such as Jimmy Johns wouldn’t disappoint me; I see now that i was wrong in thinking that. I’m not sure if it was the fact that I had passed out the night before and still had the taste of vomit in my mouth or if the Diet was really that bad, but it took about 3 hours for me to finish my drink, mostly due to sickness. None the less, looking back up at the criteria I observed that there was in fact a fountain in the Jimmy Johns, too bad I felt cramped when a 3rd person entered the shack and I realized there was no place to sit down; not to mention it smelled like shit and there were about 30 workers on a Saturday morning which seemed somewhat pointless.

Grade: I gave Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches a 59.921/100. It sucked! I hope my more intelligent viewers don’t ask me, “Diet Pepsi Reviewer, could it have been that you were hung over slightly and everything tasted bad” and my response would be, “Couldn’t it have tasted amazing because I was hung over? and because it was not amazing, and in fact sucked cock that they fucked that up? Go fuck yourself it was not amazing nor was it close.” But ill leave that conversation for those who actually want to take the time and think that I don’t know what I’m talking about. I gave Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwiches the “Hungover and it WILL Still Taste Like Shit” award.