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February 25, 2009
Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches February 20, 2009 - Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches (406 S Illinois Ave Carbondale IL) Product - Diet Coke -10 Presentation - Styrofoam Availability - Low Taste -  Bad Notes: I have to admit, in a party town like SIU I would expect food to taste like shit and drinks the only thing on peoples minds (not sure if that rule applies to Diet but, I will use it anyway). I also was titillated by the fact that the restaurant had the word Boob in it, so i was really excited for a Pamela Anderson behind the counter or maybe a BGebs in the bathroom. Strangely I was disspointed on all accounts. Instead we got decent soft bread sandwiches made by some mediocre looking bartender being hit on by what must have been a homeless black man. I have to say, from what I remember, their Diet was nothing to write home to. Grade: I gave Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches a 61.239/100. I gave them this grade because of the simple fact that I wanted the Boobs of Diets. I wanted a boner that would stretch across and poke Sean in the eye and have me saying, “holy shit I’m going home to masturbate about this diet”. Seeing how long it took me to write this article, you can tell I did not get that vibe. I give this the “Don’t Expect Boobies at Booby’s” award.

Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches

February 20, 2009 - Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches (406 S Illinois Ave Carbondale IL)

Product - Diet Coke -10

Presentation - Styrofoam

Availability - Low

Taste -  Bad

Notes: I have to admit, in a party town like SIU I would expect food to taste like shit and drinks the only thing on peoples minds (not sure if that rule applies to Diet but, I will use it anyway). I also was titillated by the fact that the restaurant had the word Boob in it, so i was really excited for a Pamela Anderson behind the counter or maybe a BGebs in the bathroom. Strangely I was disspointed on all accounts. Instead we got decent soft bread sandwiches made by some mediocre looking bartender being hit on by what must have been a homeless black man. I have to say, from what I remember, their Diet was nothing to write home to.

Grade: I gave Booby’s Submarine Sandwiches a 61.239/100. I gave them this grade because of the simple fact that I wanted the Boobs of Diets. I wanted a boner that would stretch across and poke Sean in the eye and have me saying, “holy shit I’m going home to masturbate about this diet”. Seeing how long it took me to write this article, you can tell I did not get that vibe. I give this the “Don’t Expect Boobies at Booby’s” award.