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February 12, 2009
McDonald’s February 10, 2009 - McDonald’s (445 W Roosevelt RD Glen Ellyn IL 60137) Product - Diet Coke -10 Presentation - Plastic Availability - Fountain Taste - Above Average Notes: For Diet Coke standards, McDonald’s is dead on perfect; but seeing i don’t like Coke and the rules SPECIFICALLY deduct 10 points for the sins of being Coke. As you can see in the picture, I am going all out on that Diet. I feel that McDonald’s is a top corporation because of their commitment to pleasing the customer. I mean a company that get sued for people eating themselves to death for simply being to retarded to put the fork down is simply genius in my book, and their Diet shows their intelligence. McDonald’s main purpose in life is to make all the fat people in the world smile, and occasionally skinny people smile at their lame attempts to be healthy, and to please the 300 pound woman who wouldn’t know the difference between her belly and her vagina. Grade: I gave McDonald’s a 89.001/100. I believe McDonald’s to be a crusader surviving the test of time, where they have not only perfected the kitchen, but the beverage serving as well. People often ask me, “Why go to McDonald’s and get Diet? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?” and I would probably respond in such as way as this, “Listen fat-ass, I like Diet, just like I like ice, so go fuck yourself.” I give the McDonald’s the “Making People Fat While Serving Kick-Ass Diet” award.

McDonald’s

February 10, 2009 - McDonald’s (445 W Roosevelt RD Glen Ellyn IL 60137)

Product - Diet Coke -10

Presentation - Plastic

Availability - Fountain

Taste - Above Average

Notes: For Diet Coke standards, McDonald’s is dead on perfect; but seeing i don’t like Coke and the rules SPECIFICALLY deduct 10 points for the sins of being Coke. As you can see in the picture, I am going all out on that Diet. I feel that McDonald’s is a top corporation because of their commitment to pleasing the customer. I mean a company that get sued for people eating themselves to death for simply being to retarded to put the fork down is simply genius in my book, and their Diet shows their intelligence. McDonald’s main purpose in life is to make all the fat people in the world smile, and occasionally skinny people smile at their lame attempts to be healthy, and to please the 300 pound woman who wouldn’t know the difference between her belly and her vagina.

Grade: I gave McDonald’s a 89.001/100. I believe McDonald’s to be a crusader surviving the test of time, where they have not only perfected the kitchen, but the beverage serving as well. People often ask me, “Why go to McDonald’s and get Diet? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?” and I would probably respond in such as way as this, “Listen fat-ass, I like Diet, just like I like ice, so go fuck yourself.” I give the McDonald’s the “Making People Fat While Serving Kick-Ass Diet” award.