Portillo’s

February 5, 2009 - Portillo’s (1500 Butterfield Downers Grove IL 60515)

Product - Diet Coke -10

Presentation - Styrofoam

Availability - Low

Taste - Above Average

Notes: Tired of saying the same old song, but I guess it’s partially my fault. Again Portillo’s wrecks their Diet by blowing their wad with ice. You may ask, “Why Don’t you just ask for no ice Diet Pepsi Reviewer?” and I would respond, “Go fuck yourself; I like ice, I just don’t like too much ice in my fucking drink”. I mean honestly there is an equilibrium that can be met, where the ice satisfies my needs and the Diet carries me away. But Portillo’s chose to ruin their status by giving out Coke products which is ok with me.

Grade: I give portillo’s a 78.961/100. I chose to give them a relatively high grade for being Coke because for Coke products, it doesnt make me want to choke someone. Although, I did have to wash it down at Dave’s house with a []D [] []V[] []D ass Diet Pepsi product where they understand the means of supply when I demand and increased the size of the bottle to the “Just Right” selection. Although i have to admit about Dave’s Diet, a bit flat, Zofia can shake the box? Just a little though. I give Portillo’s the “Hey this doesnt taste like shit, but can I wash it down with Diet Pepsi plix?” award.