Diet Pepsi Reviews - The Medici Restaurant and Bakery

QUICK RULES OVERVIEW:

Judged on:

Availability of the drink (I CAN HAZ FREE REFILLZ?)
The presentation of the drink (Glass/paper/plastic cup)
The taste of the drink (Compared to the control, a can)
Any standout characteristics that I may find (Screwed me with ice!)

Extra Rules:

Best score is 100, rounded to the thousandth place.
I prefer Diet Pepsi, Diet Coke will be deducted 10 points instantly.
If Diet Pepsi AND Diet Coke are both unavailable, then ANYTHING goes.
Every restaurant wins an award, regardless of quality.

THE REVIEW:

February 3, 2009

The Medici Restaurant and Bakery

January 31, 2009 - The Medici Restaurant and Bakery (118-121 W North St
Normal, IL 61761)

Product - Shit in a cup

Presentation - Glass

Availability - Does it matter?

Taste - Ohhhh MAN

Notes: Where to start…? First lets reveal the product, although Shit is a close comparison, the actual product is RC, and while all of you continue to throw-up in your mouths, I downed 2 glasses of that Shit. This impostor is the skid-mark on the underpants of Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi will not tarnish their image by even being in the same room as RC. I feel the need for the ethnic cleansing of all RC products is in order right away. I threw my notebook, burned my clothes, and prayed to the highest Diet Gods immediately after leaving Medici. This made me so mad i took off points for them not deciding on what address to have.

Grade: WoW I would have to say I Give The Medici Restaurant and Bakery a 5/100. I feel I’m being generous for giving them that score, due the the ice being the only satisfying relief. I am in awe with their poor choice in products. I give The Medici Restaurant and Bakery the “We Serve Shit” award.

3 years ago