Art Institute Of Chicago

May 8, 2010 - Art Institute of Chicago (111 South Michigan Avenue Chicago 60603)

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Notes: I chose to do this DPR to show my artistic side. Seeing I did not want to purchase a Diet at this establishment I simply had to sneak one in past the vast security, which come to think about it, I do not recall any security protecting some of the worlds most famous works of art…probably because no one gives a flying-F about a room full of white canvases, a room filled with rocks, and a room containing a plastic tree. Sadly I wish I was joking but that is what this building contains. Now before the blogging world cums down on me dissing art, I would to say, meh I really do not care. In a world where someone can spit paint on a wall and sell it for millions of dollars I can see how our economy is horrible, there is a war in two different countries, and Sarah Palin almost became VP. (Which I have to say would totally love; seeing she is freaking hawt, in a weird way.)

Grade: I gave the Art Institute of Chicago a 0.001/100. From the hipsters inside to the hipsters outside I would have to say most of the points were deducted from the absolute effort these artist went through to make me upset. Although I do say I was not alone in the fight against art which is where some of the points came in, there was a complete dumbass kid sent in by Al-Qaeda to pick away at the artworks, literally. I stood there and watched him try to pull paint off a painting which was painted during WWI or WWII, did not really care. His evasive maneuver even surpassed the immense security, which had enough time to bitch at me for drinking a Diet outside? (happily this was true) I gave the Art Institute of Chicago the “I blame Art For The War In Iraq, War In Afghanistan, Our Recession, And For BP Oil Spill, But Was Still Happy I Had A Diet” award.