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April 30, 2010
Burger King April 29, 2010 - Burger King (620 West North Avenue Elmhurst IL 60126) Product - Diet Coke (-10) Presentation -Big Cup With Receipt On It? Availability - Fountain Inside, One Per Customer Outside Taste - Mc’D > BK Notes: And I’m back on this last Jumu’ah in April. I have successfully gone years without visiting a BK lounge and thus never had a review for it. I have decided to think outside the Mc’D’s (not sure how to abbreviate that one)box and go take a visit to the King himself, who probably is a 70 year old man who has pictures of Justin Bieber; who has the most annoying name to spell. Regardless of the sexual orientation of the King I came, he did too in all likely-hood, I ate, and could have enjoyed; if it was not for the fact that the Diet did taste too much like the King than I would have rather expected. I will be honest, with the comparison of meals; BK is actually rather tasty. However, bragging rights for Diet is hands down McDonalds. I would also like to ask BK what’s the Deal-yo on putting the receipt on the Diet? Does presentation mean a thing to them?? Helloooo; however maybe the King was too busy nutting on the burgers to make them delicious to realize his mistake in DPR doesn’t give a shit about food. Grade: I gave Burger King a 58.214/100. I have experienced a cornucopia of Diet from all over the US, and big powerhouses such as BK should have invested into something worth drinking; or at least do what McDonalds does and put addicting additives in their Diet making it the bench mark for Diet to cum. However, I feel that BK is just a skid-mark on our nation’s fast food multi-billion dollar industry in which not trying is simply not an option. Where fat people are always welcome when they probability should be warn, where lawsuits come from people enjoying themselves too much, and where Americans can go to spend $1 for a meal while people around the world die of hunger. I figure being an American myself and enjoying that luxury and having a corporation make billions of dollars, Diet could be much better. I gave Burger King the “Foods Great, But The King Does Not Cum Close To The Clown” Award.

Burger King


April 29, 2010 - Burger King (620 West North Avenue Elmhurst IL 60126)

Product - Diet Coke (-10)

Presentation -Big Cup With Receipt On It?

Availability - Fountain Inside, One Per Customer Outside

Taste - Mc’D > BK

Notes: And I’m back on this last Jumu’ah in April. I have successfully gone years without visiting a BK lounge and thus never had a review for it. I have decided to think outside the Mc’D’s (not sure how to abbreviate that one)box and go take a visit to the King himself, who probably is a 70 year old man who has pictures of Justin Bieber; who has the most annoying name to spell. Regardless of the sexual orientation of the King I came, he did too in all likely-hood, I ate, and could have enjoyed; if it was not for the fact that the Diet did taste too much like the King than I would have rather expected. I will be honest, with the comparison of meals; BK is actually rather tasty. However, bragging rights for Diet is hands down McDonalds. I would also like to ask BK what’s the Deal-yo on putting the receipt on the Diet? Does presentation mean a thing to them?? Helloooo; however maybe the King was too busy nutting on the burgers to make them delicious to realize his mistake in DPR doesn’t give a shit about food.

Grade: I gave Burger King a 58.214/100. I have experienced a cornucopia of Diet from all over the US, and big powerhouses such as BK should have invested into something worth drinking; or at least do what McDonalds does and put addicting additives in their Diet making it the bench mark for Diet to cum. However, I feel that BK is just a skid-mark on our nation’s fast food multi-billion dollar industry in which not trying is simply not an option. Where fat people are always welcome when they probability should be warn, where lawsuits come from people enjoying themselves too much, and where Americans can go to spend $1 for a meal while people around the world die of hunger. I figure being an American myself and enjoying that luxury and having a corporation make billions of dollars, Diet could be much better. I gave Burger King the “Foods Great, But The King Does Not Cum Close To The Clown” Award.