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THE REVIEW:

March 24, 2010
United Airlines March19, 2010 - United Airlines (73 Domestic Destinations and 41 International Destinations in 25 Countries) Product - Half Diet Coke (-10) Presentation -Can + Ice + Plastic = Spill Waiting to Happen Availability - One Can Taste - Grrrrrr8 Notes:  Grade: I would like to congratulate United Airlines for being the first Diet inducted into the Diet Mile High Club, where stewardesses are not the only thing servicing me. This groundbreaking review has not lifted my Diet experience to new altitudes and will hopefully bring new challenges to the Xperience. I have to admit flying is not my strength but instead of getting into arguing dimensions and physics of why flying is sheer bullshit I will just say that sitting next to a woman who overflowed onto my seat with an Asian man watching Inglorious Bastards; while watching three and a half men, my flying experience was pretty shitty. Grade: Because I tend to have a phobia of flying, I cannot say that my Diet Xperience (DX) was something to write home to grandma about. I gave United Airline’s Diet an 83.234/100. I have to admit, even with all the challenges of keeping the cup and can on the tray, a free Diet is nothing to pass up. Granted, you are technically paying for it through the ticket, seeing Baby Jesus payed for me (well actually the UCC but seeing I am not religious I like to think the Big man himself helped me out on this free trip) the Diet was really kinda good. That and it distracted me from the 30,000 foot fall which seemed inevitable. I gave United Airlines the “Still Do Not Understand Their Commercials With the Whale But Diet Was Free And Decent”.

United Airlines

March19, 2010 - United Airlines (73 Domestic Destinations and 41 International Destinations in 25 Countries)

Product - Half Diet Coke (-10)

Presentation -Can + Ice + Plastic = Spill Waiting to Happen

Availability - One Can

Taste - Grrrrrr8

Notes: 

Grade: I would like to congratulate United Airlines for being the first Diet inducted into the Diet Mile High Club, where stewardesses are not the only thing servicing me. This groundbreaking review has not lifted my Diet experience to new altitudes and will hopefully bring new challenges to the Xperience. I have to admit flying is not my strength but instead of getting into arguing dimensions and physics of why flying is sheer bullshit I will just say that sitting next to a woman who overflowed onto my seat with an Asian man watching Inglorious Bastards; while watching three and a half men, my flying experience was pretty shitty.

Grade: Because I tend to have a phobia of flying, I cannot say that my Diet Xperience (DX) was something to write home to grandma about. I gave United Airline’s Diet an 83.234/100. I have to admit, even with all the challenges of keeping the cup and can on the tray, a free Diet is nothing to pass up. Granted, you are technically paying for it through the ticket, seeing Baby Jesus payed for me (well actually the UCC but seeing I am not religious I like to think the Big man himself helped me out on this free trip) the Diet was really kinda good. That and it distracted me from the 30,000 foot fall which seemed inevitable. I gave United Airlines the “Still Do Not Understand Their Commercials With the Whale But Diet Was Free And Decent”.