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March 15, 2010
Denny’s March12, 2010 - Denny’s (17 W 660 22ND Street Oakbrook Terrace IL 60181) Product - Half Diet Coke (-10+?) Presentation -Glass Availability - Not Very Taste - Interesting Notes and Grade: I would like to congratulate Denny’s for being the first duplicated post due to change in attitude towards their establishment; a DPR first! I would first like to address the fact that I ordered the Lumberjack Slam, pretending I was some blue collar worker emerging from the forest after growing a few inches of hair on my chest and now going for a hefty meal at a local dining facility. With said Lumberjack, I kept the traditional pancakes, bread, bacon, sausage, and hash browns; while requesting the ham would magically disappear and turn into more bacon and or sausage. This was a poor assumption in my part because when the kind lady se habla “si’ she really meant “I will bring out more ham and take away your sausage”. This was a fair indication of the night to come, which turned into me incorrectly assuming Israel, present Jewish state with some hostilities toward other brown people (it’s okay I have brown friends which allow me to make statements like this), would have been named after Islam due to similarities in names. I do see how some of my friends might be hiding their faces now ignoring me while radicals will surly be knocking at my door any day getting ready to turn things explosive (no pun intended, yeah there was). But I do digress, while successfully ordering my second Diet I was returned with a swift kick between the goal posts. Taking the first sip you can notice in the picture DPR’er got mad. Now I am used to people thinking surely I made a mistake when ordering Diet and truly meant to say please give me Normal Coke; But no, this bitch leaving subtlety aside decided to give me Dr. Pepper completely and intentionally attacking me. Now it is time to give Denny’s their second grade for their Diet, however seeing only 50% of the Diet was drinkable I have to deduct points for their cruelty and lack of regard for DPR. For their first DPR Denny’s got a 68.901/100. I gave this Denny’s a 34.450/100. Again, I know some of you are going to say she did not mean to and was an honest mistake; but I ask, “If a Doctor made a mistake during a circumcision would you say it was ok? Even if he was 50% accurate?” I am thankful i have been listening to Joe Purdy the past hour to sort of let my feelings R.I.P. I now know what 13 year old girls feel like while they sit on AIM and talk about some wolf named Jacob and a bat named Edward. I gave Denny’s the “Shit Went From the Herps to Full Blown AIDs” award. Please see previous DPR about Denny’s for references.

Denny’s

March12, 2010 - Denny’s (17 W 660 22ND Street Oakbrook Terrace IL 60181)

Product - Half Diet Coke (-10+?)

Presentation -Glass

Availability - Not Very

Taste - Interesting

Notes and Grade: I would like to congratulate Denny’s for being the first duplicated post due to change in attitude towards their establishment; a DPR first! I would first like to address the fact that I ordered the Lumberjack Slam, pretending I was some blue collar worker emerging from the forest after growing a few inches of hair on my chest and now going for a hefty meal at a local dining facility. With said Lumberjack, I kept the traditional pancakes, bread, bacon, sausage, and hash browns; while requesting the ham would magically disappear and turn into more bacon and or sausage. This was a poor assumption in my part because when the kind lady se habla “si’ she really meant “I will bring out more ham and take away your sausage”. This was a fair indication of the night to come, which turned into me incorrectly assuming Israel, present Jewish state with some hostilities toward other brown people (it’s okay I have brown friends which allow me to make statements like this), would have been named after Islam due to similarities in names. I do see how some of my friends might be hiding their faces now ignoring me while radicals will surly be knocking at my door any day getting ready to turn things explosive (no pun intended, yeah there was). But I do digress, while successfully ordering my second Diet I was returned with a swift kick between the goal posts. Taking the first sip you can notice in the picture DPR’er got mad. Now I am used to people thinking surely I made a mistake when ordering Diet and truly meant to say please give me Normal Coke; But no, this bitch leaving subtlety aside decided to give me Dr. Pepper completely and intentionally attacking me. Now it is time to give Denny’s their second grade for their Diet, however seeing only 50% of the Diet was drinkable I have to deduct points for their cruelty and lack of regard for DPR. For their first DPR Denny’s got a 68.901/100. I gave this Denny’s a 34.450/100. Again, I know some of you are going to say she did not mean to and was an honest mistake; but I ask, “If a Doctor made a mistake during a circumcision would you say it was ok? Even if he was 50% accurate?” I am thankful i have been listening to Joe Purdy the past hour to sort of let my feelings R.I.P. I now know what 13 year old girls feel like while they sit on AIM and talk about some wolf named Jacob and a bat named Edward. I gave Denny’s the “Shit Went From the Herps to Full Blown AIDs” award. Please see previous DPR about Denny’s for references.