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March 13, 2010
California Pizza Kitchen March 6, 2010 - California Pizza Kitchen (551 Oak Brook Center Oak Brook IL 60523 2nd Level across from Nordstrom) Product - Diet Pepsi Presentation - 4 Finger Glass (Identified by the photo) Availability - Moderate Taste - Like Beverly Hills Notes: Sorry for taking so long to write this, between school and getting sick I was a bit backed up on my reviews. I would first like to say that this was my first time in the Kitchen that makes California Pizzas and it was a rather…. interesting experience. First of all, the food was pretty dam good; there is no denying that. But I have to admit that between the ax murderer sitting next to me on a date with one of my friends and the n00b waitron, the diet was sub-par. First, and completely ignoring the 25 year old murderer talking about high school, it was as if the Diet was retrieved from the local toilet. Lets all take a look at the picture and notice the glass is hardly topped off. I can imagine some of you are talking to your computer screens going, “Silly Diet Pepsi Reviewer, surely you took a sip, a sipple? a drank?” and I would of course respond to you, “Hey, no… I did not” Grade: I gave California Pizza Kitchen’s Diet a 72.532/100. Keeping in mind I am trying to fix the grading inflation due to popular request, I feel that the Diet did not do it for me. I found my self wondering between the cute blond walking around with dat pony tail and the fact that the guy next to me really was trying way too hard to keep a conversation which revealed some, or too much of his personal life. I would like to imagine something that comes out of Beverly Hills should come with a swirly straw, or a killer name like Street of Overly Expensive Shopping for Paris Hilton, but at least the blond made her appearance; instead of a half-assed Diet served by the polar opposite of a California Blond. I gave California Pizza Kitchen the “Why Can’t My Diet Come With a Blond?” award. P.S. 3 more days till my dad’s 60th B-Day!

California Pizza Kitchen

March 6, 2010 - California Pizza Kitchen (551 Oak Brook Center Oak Brook IL 60523 2nd Level across from Nordstrom)

Product - Diet Pepsi

Presentation - 4 Finger Glass (Identified by the photo)

Availability - Moderate

Taste - Like Beverly Hills

Notes: Sorry for taking so long to write this, between school and getting sick I was a bit backed up on my reviews. I would first like to say that this was my first time in the Kitchen that makes California Pizzas and it was a rather…. interesting experience. First of all, the food was pretty dam good; there is no denying that. But I have to admit that between the ax murderer sitting next to me on a date with one of my friends and the n00b waitron, the diet was sub-par. First, and completely ignoring the 25 year old murderer talking about high school, it was as if the Diet was retrieved from the local toilet. Lets all take a look at the picture and notice the glass is hardly topped off. I can imagine some of you are talking to your computer screens going, “Silly Diet Pepsi Reviewer, surely you took a sip, a sipple? a drank?” and I would of course respond to you, “Hey, no… I did not”

Grade: I gave California Pizza Kitchen’s Diet a 72.532/100. Keeping in mind I am trying to fix the grading inflation due to popular request, I feel that the Diet did not do it for me. I found my self wondering between the cute blond walking around with dat pony tail and the fact that the guy next to me really was trying way too hard to keep a conversation which revealed some, or too much of his personal life. I would like to imagine something that comes out of Beverly Hills should come with a swirly straw, or a killer name like Street of Overly Expensive Shopping for Paris Hilton, but at least the blond made her appearance; instead of a half-assed Diet served by the polar opposite of a California Blond. I gave California Pizza Kitchen the “Why Can’t My Diet Come With a Blond?” award.

P.S. 3 more days till my dad’s 60th B-Day!