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February 28, 2010
Elmhurst College Dining Hall February 25, 2010 - Elmhurst College Dining Hall (190 Prospect Ave Elmhurst IL 60126) Product - Both - :D Presentation - Small Plastic and Smaller Plastic Availability - No Free Refills (aka No Frills) Taste - Decent Notes: Ni hao and hao jiu bu jian le. This foxy young lady servicing me is none other than Mr. Miyagi’s wife; Mrs. Miyagi. Reigning from the rice patties of the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau, Mrs. Miyagi has had the privileges of touching all of our lives here in Elmhurst, perversely of course, by making sure she over charges everything; making already expensive food….even more expensive! The reason I chose to take aim at Mrs. Miyagi is simply the fact that when I leave her presence, swearing obviously for being charged $10+ for a Sandwich + Diet + Dessert, the only thing I can look forward to is a nice cold Diet. Grade: I gave Elmhurst College Dining Hall a 75.0001/100. I have been sitting at this screen for the last hour and a half, went to a movie, came back and I still do not know why I gave Elmhurst’s Diet an 75.0001. It gets the job done, but the sheer fact that Mrs. Miyagi brings so much displeasure and confusion from poor translation where one Diet in English really means a lobster dinner for two in Chinese. But false racism aside I do enjoy the taste of Elmhurst’s Diet while not enjoying the presence of the lady in the picture above. Whether it is because of the fact that they come in a cup made from corn, so our school claims, which cannot be recycled, so our school also claims?, or the fact that this diet has become more like H2O than a soft drank; I have grown quite attached to It (or addicted). It seems that even with the headache of getting past the cash register the Diet makes it worth it; that and the fact that Polish lady at the other end likes me and I usually end up going into her line. I gave Elmhurst College Dining Hall the “At Least My Diet Isn’t Made From A Dog” award. So shi jian bu zao le, wo gai gao ci le. Dewa kore de. Aš myliu tave Diet Pepsi Review

Elmhurst College Dining Hall

February 25, 2010 - Elmhurst College Dining Hall (190 Prospect Ave Elmhurst IL 60126)

Product - Both - :D

Presentation - Small Plastic and Smaller Plastic

Availability - No Free Refills (aka No Frills)

Taste - Decent

Notes: Ni hao and hao jiu bu jian le. This foxy young lady servicing me is none other than Mr. Miyagi’s wife; Mrs. Miyagi. Reigning from the rice patties of the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau, Mrs. Miyagi has had the privileges of touching all of our lives here in Elmhurst, perversely of course, by making sure she over charges everything; making already expensive food….even more expensive! The reason I chose to take aim at Mrs. Miyagi is simply the fact that when I leave her presence, swearing obviously for being charged $10+ for a Sandwich + Diet + Dessert, the only thing I can look forward to is a nice cold Diet.

Grade: I gave Elmhurst College Dining Hall a 75.0001/100. I have been sitting at this screen for the last hour and a half, went to a movie, came back and I still do not know why I gave Elmhurst’s Diet an 75.0001. It gets the job done, but the sheer fact that Mrs. Miyagi brings so much displeasure and confusion from poor translation where one Diet in English really means a lobster dinner for two in Chinese. But false racism aside I do enjoy the taste of Elmhurst’s Diet while not enjoying the presence of the lady in the picture above. Whether it is because of the fact that they come in a cup made from corn, so our school claims, which cannot be recycled, so our school also claims?, or the fact that this diet has become more like H2O than a soft drank; I have grown quite attached to It (or addicted). It seems that even with the headache of getting past the cash register the Diet makes it worth it; that and the fact that Polish lady at the other end likes me and I usually end up going into her line. I gave Elmhurst College Dining Hall the “At Least My Diet Isn’t Made From A Dog” award. So shi jian bu zao le, wo gai gao ci le. Dewa kore de.

Aš myliu tave Diet Pepsi Review