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THE REVIEW:

January 31, 2010
Weekend
January 29, 2010 - North Hall
Product - Not Sure
Presentation - One Can of Diet Pepsi + One Bottle of Vodka + One Bottle of OJ = One McDonald’s Cup of Joy
Availability - Ummmm
Taste - See Notes
Notes: To my fellow Followers; Happy returns and hope your New Years resolution was for Diet Pepsi Reviews to come back up. For if your deepest desires was for the reviews to continue then I shall grant your one of three wishes. I would like to first take this line to say sorry for being away for so long. It was a time for me to clear my head and get back into the writing mood. For you guys, my followers, my love for you is like the deepest of oceans and will review till the day i die, excuse me I have to turn away to tear up for a moment… This review is a special review for me because it was me mixing, trying to find some interesting Diet Experiences. I would say my first attempt at mixing a new Diet would be a fail. Who knew that Diet Pepsi with Berry Vodka and OJ would taste almost as bad as Medici’s Diet RC Cola. Yes, something has dropped under the Medici shit bar. With a taste that resembles Uffie’s undergarments; it is pretty amazing I did not throw up on the floor right away.
Grade: I gave my Diet Drink Mix a -1/100. Yes! The first negative number of the reviews history!!! Although, an epic fail on my part I am pleased to say that the reviews continue; for without the shitty reviews my viewers would not learn from my mistakes. I am out to protect the Diet Nation and Service you all. I gave my Diet Drink Mix the “Gross to Drink, Rhymes With Stink” - ‘But at least you can get drunk off it’ award.

Weekend

January 29, 2010 - North Hall

Product - Not Sure

Presentation - One Can of Diet Pepsi + One Bottle of Vodka + One Bottle of OJ = One McDonald’s Cup of Joy

Availability - Ummmm

Taste - See Notes

Notes: To my fellow Followers; Happy returns and hope your New Years resolution was for Diet Pepsi Reviews to come back up. For if your deepest desires was for the reviews to continue then I shall grant your one of three wishes. I would like to first take this line to say sorry for being away for so long. It was a time for me to clear my head and get back into the writing mood. For you guys, my followers, my love for you is like the deepest of oceans and will review till the day i die, excuse me I have to turn away to tear up for a moment… This review is a special review for me because it was me mixing, trying to find some interesting Diet Experiences. I would say my first attempt at mixing a new Diet would be a fail. Who knew that Diet Pepsi with Berry Vodka and OJ would taste almost as bad as Medici’s Diet RC Cola. Yes, something has dropped under the Medici shit bar. With a taste that resembles Uffie’s undergarments; it is pretty amazing I did not throw up on the floor right away.

Grade: I gave my Diet Drink Mix a -1/100. Yes! The first negative number of the reviews history!!! Although, an epic fail on my part I am pleased to say that the reviews continue; for without the shitty reviews my viewers would not learn from my mistakes. I am out to protect the Diet Nation and Service you all. I gave my Diet Drink Mix the “Gross to Drink, Rhymes With Stink” - ‘But at least you can get drunk off it’ award.