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September 27, 2009
Amtrak September ?, 2009 - Amtrak (Find it near you) Product - Diet Pepsi Presentation -Can + Plastic glass with Ice Availability - One 12 FL OZ Can Taste - Like a Can Notes:Hello and welcome back to more Diet Pepsi Reviews! It has been almost five months sense my last informative review and if I do say-so myself, an INCREDIBLE find of Bacci’s Pizzeria. It has been a long break but, I am back to satisfy your thirst to find the right Diet experience. For my first review back I thought I would take some baby steps to reintroduce Diet Reviews to those who have been following me for the last 10 months; or to devirginize gently anyone who chooses to start following the experience review of a lifetime. For those of you who are my international fans or have not had the experience of public transportation, Amtrak is a transcontinental railway which, at best, brings you near major cities in America. These disease infected transports often lead to awkward interactions of strangers who often are reading books “How to Take Your Kids on a Field Trip”, or my favorite “Rules of Supervised Visitation Rights, What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know”. But besides being a minority on a surprisingly diverse train; which the only thing you rely on is the fact that they will be at least an hour late to your destination and contract about 10 air born STD’s or even a deadly plague, these train rides are not a kick in the balls like they seem. With surprisingly uncomfortable seat, with a fairly useless foot-rest, and a snack car that will make movie theaters look cheap, this symbol of Americas manifest destiny is a lot better than walking. And at least the Diet is in a Can. Grade: I gave Amtrak a 95.099/100. Yes they did not receive a perfect score even when a perfect score is based off a Can. Some of the problems were the obvious infections floating around on the train making it hard to drink though my Gerson N95 Particulate Respirator. I gave Amtrak the “If I Die Early You Will Know Why” Award.

Amtrak

September ?, 2009 - Amtrak (Find it near you)

Product - Diet Pepsi

Presentation -Can + Plastic glass with Ice

Availability - One 12 FL OZ Can

Taste - Like a Can

Notes:Hello and welcome back to more Diet Pepsi Reviews! It has been almost five months sense my last informative review and if I do say-so myself, an INCREDIBLE find of Bacci’s Pizzeria. It has been a long break but, I am back to satisfy your thirst to find the right Diet experience. For my first review back I thought I would take some baby steps to reintroduce Diet Reviews to those who have been following me for the last 10 months; or to devirginize gently anyone who chooses to start following the experience review of a lifetime. For those of you who are my international fans or have not had the experience of public transportation, Amtrak is a transcontinental railway which, at best, brings you near major cities in America. These disease infected transports often lead to awkward interactions of strangers who often are reading books “How to Take Your Kids on a Field Trip”, or my favorite “Rules of Supervised Visitation Rights, What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know”. But besides being a minority on a surprisingly diverse train; which the only thing you rely on is the fact that they will be at least an hour late to your destination and contract about 10 air born STD’s or even a deadly plague, these train rides are not a kick in the balls like they seem. With surprisingly uncomfortable seat, with a fairly useless foot-rest, and a snack car that will make movie theaters look cheap, this symbol of Americas manifest destiny is a lot better than walking. And at least the Diet is in a Can.

Grade: I gave Amtrak a 95.099/100. Yes they did not receive a perfect score even when a perfect score is based off a Can. Some of the problems were the obvious infections floating around on the train making it hard to drink though my Gerson N95 Particulate Respirator. I gave Amtrak the “If I Die Early You Will Know Why” Award.